Saturday, November 29, 2008

Buckhorn Exchange: Take Two!

Once again, I made it to Denver's infamous Buckhorn Exchange, known for their wild game and rustic history. Their food and service are always exceptional. It's still, hands down, the best food and ambiance in Denver!

From L-to-R: Ryan, Angela, Jenny, Meagan, & Kristi.

Does Ryan remind anyone else of Tom Skweres?

Two well-known booze hounds!

My entree consisted of an 18 oz. dry-aged bison ribeye topped with whipped garlic butter.

I'm so proud of Ryan! He may have actually surpassed Dr. T's record by eating as many different animals as possible during one meal. Ryan consumed elk, bison, duck, rattle snake, alligator, salmon, quail, and Cornish game hen. Wow, that's impressive! Unfortunately Ryan, I have nothing to give you but my undying respect!

Taxidermy central!

Fried alligator tail.

What they don't realize is that a debilitating food coma eagerly awaits them.

Check out the freaky conjoined lambs! Yikes!

Jenny & Meagan split a 1.5 lb. steak. The waiter topped it off with mushrooms, onions, and garlic butter. Yum!

Our waiter created a first-class experience!

Thanksgiving: Denver Style!

Although I undoubtedly missed grandma's cooking this Thanksgiving, I still had a blast with a great group of friends in Denver. Albeit, most of us are from MN. Angela and Ryan are from St. Cloud, MN and Meagan is from Santa Cruz, CA. Jenny, who currently lives in Denver, is originally from LaCrosse, WI but has spent several years in the Twin Cities as well. We were all assigned a few dishes to cook and, I have to say, it was pretty damn good! Being from the low-lands, I wasn't aware there was such a thing as high altitude cooking, so my stuffing and Swedish meatballs took forever to cook. I guess you learn something new every day. Here's some photos of the day's festivities.














Sunday, November 16, 2008

Denver's 1st Snow Fall!

Somewhere around 4am on Friday morning, November 14th, I awoke to water sprinkling on my face through my bedroom window. Thinking nothing of a little rain, I promptly closed my window and fell back to sleep. To my surprise, when I opened my blinds at 7am, it was a full blown snow storm! Luckily, Denver's nasty weather doesn't last long. As I left work on Friday afternoon the snow was all but a memory, and today it's sunny and 70 degrees. Here's a few photos of my walk to work on Friday morning.



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Thursday, November 6, 2008

My Trip Home: Echotastic!

A few of my classmates from Argosy were able to rendezvous at the Muddy Pig in St. Paul for, sadly enough, our last hurrah! In just a few short weeks, Barry and Kassi start their new careers as cardiac sonographers in Fargo, as well as Beth in Green Bay. Congrats! Thanks for the beers, laughs, and teat grabbing! How will I survive without such kindred spirits? You certainly made my trip home echotastic!

Kirk, Barry, and Katie (Barry's wife).

April "Chester the Molester" Quast & Manya "No Means Yes" Denman.

The polls are in! Barry's been voted, "first to get fired for gross misconduct!"

Beth and her boyfriend Matt looking fairly cheesy. They'll fit in perfectly in Wisconsin. No pun intended!

One can only imagine how April and Manya keep their teeth so white. Ha!

Kirk and Barry - together at last! Another reason to vote NO to California's Prop 8.

My Trip Home: Dinner at Rudy's!

While at home for a quick visit, I ventured to Rudy's Red Eye Grill in White Bear Lake for a brouhaha with a few family members and, of course, a bloody steak. Coincidently, my ol' pal Melissa Rose works at Rudy's and made some delicious recommendations. Here's a few photos from the evening's festivities. If you get a few drinks in my family, they're a riot! Take a look...
Aunt Sandy, Uncle Dave, Mama Joy, Grandma Grace, Grandpa Ronnie, Grandma Rosie, and Kirk.

Mom sporting her new fabulous hairdo.


My adorable grandparent's who refused to squeeze together for a picture. That's what 60 years of marriage will do to you!


One of my oldest and dearest friends, Melissa Rose. Mel actually has 2 friends named Kristi Davis, but I often remind her that I'm "the original."


Rosie counting how many Brandy Alexanders she's consumed.

Sandy and Dave after drinking a few glasses of wine. You can always tell when Sandy's been drinking, as her cheeks light up like Rudolf's nose.


Joycie and Gracie looking as cute as ever!

My Trip Home: The Gerths!

While I was home, I was fortunate enough to drop by the Gerth residence at the perfect time - right before trick-or-treating! Brennan (2.5 years) was a ferocious dinosaur and Carter (6 weeks) was none other than a lil' pumpkin. This year Nick and Brandy decided to shed their costumes and celebrate as parents. Hopefully the kids shared their candy!






Happy Halloween 2008!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

My Trip Home: Halloween Party!

My first night back to the Twin Cities was as bloodcurdling as I could have ever hoped for. Christie Daluge was a hair-raising host in her haunted home in Crystal, MN. I'd like to share some pictures of the Halloween Party - that is, of course, if you can handle such hideous ghouls.

Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn, and caldron bubble!


John's inferno!


Molly and the red dragon!


Christie, the host of the party, dressed as a Packer's fanatic. Mitch is a cop by day and, evidently, a scarecrow by night.


What else could Brian be but a chick magnet?!?!


A close-up of Peter Pumpkin Eater's face. I'm not sure if this photo does Matt's costume justice, as there were pumpkin innards and seeds plastered to his face.


There was an actual fan in Jared's arse keeping his costume inflated.


Molly and John (a.k.a. MoJo) dressed up as characters from "Police Academy."


Some guy I don't know dressed up as a punk rocker or, quite possibly, a goth clown!?!?


Damn cheese-head!


A cute couple dressed as Wiley Wabbit and the Joker.


Kirk went as "Kirk 2007." That's right, last Halloween Kirk took a tumble, making his face look like raw hamburger. We tried our best, with temporary tattoos, to duplicate the experience for you. Honestly, it looks almost identical to last year's drunken face plant.

Johnny showing off his stellar crotch!


An outstanding interpretation of "Peter-Peter Pumkin Eater!" Kristine and Matt won first prize for their innovative couple's costume.


The party came equipped with its very own sexy French maid, Amy. Granted, cleavage bearing French maids should undoubtedly be called, Evette!


Mitch and Erin eating some of "Evette's" delectable hors d'oeuvres!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Annie's Trip: Glenwood Springs!

As one of the top attractions in Colorado, Glenwood Hot Springs Pools are on the hot list of adventures. The pools are open year round and, in my opinion, would be an awesome place to warm-up in the winter. The largest pool, spanning 2 city blocks, is kept at 90 degrees, while the smaller pool is set at a steamy 104 degrees. Since the pools opened in the 1890s, they've been known for their healing properties and have attracted people from across the globe.







Annie's Trip: Just the Two of Us!

I'm thrilled that Lil' Annie was able to sneak away from the Twin Cities for a 3 day weekend in Colorado. Here's some photos of our mountain adventure.











Monday, October 20, 2008

Annie's Trip: Hotel Colorado!

Annie and I were lucky enough to stay at the luxurious Hotel Colorado in Glenwood Springs. This hotel has an alluring past, as many former Presidents (Taft & Roosevelt) and old west celebrities and gangsters (Doc Holliday, Unsinkable Molly Brown, & Diamond Jack Alterie) stayed at the hotel to hunt, gamble and, of course, bathe in the hot springs. In fact, the world's most irresistible toy, the teddy bear, received its birth at Hotel Colorado. The hotel's maids gave Theodore Roosevelt a stuffed bear to cheer him up after an unsuccessful day of bear hunting. His daughter Alyce admired it saying, "I will call it Teddy." During WWII, the hotel was purchased by the government and made into a naval hospital for 3 years. It's rumored that the basement, where the morgue was located, is haunted. Unfortunately, Annie and I did NOT have a ghostly encounter while getting a massage in the hotel's basement spa, but it was worth it anyway.







Annie's Trip: Silver Plume!

"Northern Exposure" is my favorite show of all time and the tiny town of Silver Plume, Colorado is the closest place to Sicily, Alaska that I've encountered in my travels. It's, by no means, exactly the same, but has an eerily similar feel. Annie and I stumbled upon this diamond in the rough after driving through "rich-bitch" central (Aspen & Vail). As you can imagine, this was truly an unexpected surprise. Silver Plume is proudly perched 9,100 feet above sea level and is home to 176 residents, most of whom are rustic mountain men who love to chop wood with their enormous biceps and broad shoulders. Hubba Hubba!
















Sunday, October 19, 2008

Annie's Trip: Annie in Sequence!

Because Annie refuses to sit still for photos, I snapped as many shots as humanly possible. I, for some reason, find it amusing to look at them in sequence. I hope you thoroughly enjoy them, as Annie is going to kill me for posting these pictures.

Sequence 1: Round-n-Round!




Sequence 2: Hot Springs Pool!




Sequence 3: Thumbs Up!



Sequence 4: Shit Faced!



Sequence 5: Too Cool For School!


Annie's Trip: Thumbs Up!

I didn't realize, until looking at these photos, that Annie and I really need to update our picture poses. Albeit, I'd definitely give our trip the ol' thumbs up! These pictures were taken at Hanging Lake and at a random scenic overlook on the way to Glenwood Springs.





Sunday, October 5, 2008

October Birthdays: Scorpio vs. Libra!

For some reason I have several friends and family members with birthdays in October, so I thought I'd send them b-day wishes all the way from Denver. I've attached their astrological horoscopes for October to keep them in touch with "reality."
  • Oct 2: Margaret, Libra...Happy 30th!
  • Oct 1o: Kandis, Libra...Happy 28th!
  • Oct 11: Kyle, Libra...Happy 5th!
  • Oct 14: Isaac, Libra...Happy 24th!
  • Oct 18: Michael, Libra...Happy 40-something!
  • Oct 21: Katrina, Libra...Happy 28th!
  • Oct 22: Kathryn, Libra...Happy 26th!
  • Oct 24: Meredith, Scorpio...Happy 30th!
  • Oct 24: Macy, Scorpio...Happy 4th!
  • Oct 25: Angela, Scorpio...Happy 30th!
  • Oct 25: Valerie, Scorpio...Happy 30th!

LIBRA (Sept 22 - Oct 22)

Libra is the sign of the scales and like its symbol it's always in pursuit of balance. In its ideal state Libran energy is smooth, airy and unemotional - almost invisible. However if the balance is upset by difficult circumstances Librans can swing between emotional extremes. The sign itself stands halfway through the Zodiac, and its first day is the autumnal equinox when night and day are equal. We find balance again in its ruling planet, harmonious Venus, and Libran energy tends to seek good relations with the energy of all other signs.

LIBRA OCTOBER HOROSCOPE
Do not spend, spend, spend or you'll regret it! This can, however, be a successful month for planning new directions and initiating new projects. A good time to consider job changes.

LIBRA CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS
  • Oct 1: Julie Andrews
  • Oct 2: Kelly Ripa
  • Oct 3: Ashlee Simpson
  • Oct 3: Gwen Stefani
  • Oct 4: Susan Sarandon
  • Oct 5: Kate Winslet
  • Oct 5: Nicky Hilton
  • Oct 7: Simon Cowell
  • Oct 8: Matt Damon
  • Oct 9: John Lennon
  • Oct 12: Kirk Cameron
  • Oct 17: Eminem
  • Oct 20: Viggo Mortensen
SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

Scorpios can be vengeful, intense, and unsettling. They are considered to be bad boys and girls! Despite being a water sign, it's also fixed, suggesting stagnant pools and murky depths rather than babbling brooks or rolling oceans. Scorpion energy is about deep truths, penetration of surface and hypocrisy. Scorpios are either your best friend or, if you cross them, your worst enemy.

SCORPIO OCTOBER HOROSCOPE

Get out and enjoy some of the fruits this year has brought you. You are doing well in a generally poor economic climate. A loved one may help you achieve economic and financial rewards.

SCORPIO CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS

  • Oct 24: Kevin Kline
  • Oct 26: Dylan McDermott
  • Oct 26: Hillary Rodham Clinton
  • Oct 26: Bill Gates
  • Oct 28: Joaquin Pheonix
  • Oct 28: Julia Robert
  • Oct 29: Richard Dreyfuss
  • Oct 29: Winona Ryder
  • Oct 30: Henry Winkler
  • Oct 31: Jane Pauley

Fun Facts: Men vs. Women

PUBERTY
  • At 12 years old boys cry just as much as girls, but by age 18 women cry 4 times more than men due to their surge of estrogen.
  • During puberty testosterone production increases by 30 times in boys 13-14 years old.
  • On average, boys grow a foot during puberty.
  • Most girls reach their peak height growth 6 months before they get their first period.
  • During puberty a boy can produce enough sweat to fill a 6 pack of beer in just one hour of exercise.
  • During puberty boys produce 50% more muscle and 50% less fat than girls.

SEX

  • Men produce 7 gallons of semen in their lifetime.
  • Theoretically, one man could impregnate all the women on 571 planet earths in their lifetime.
  • In just one ejaculation, a man could inseminate 300 million women, or all the women in America twice.
  • If you took all the sperm in one ejaculation and put them in a straight line, they would stretch to over 12 miles.
  • Men produce 1,000 sperm per heart beat.
  • In one ejaculation, over 300 million sperm are excreted, with only 200 sperm reaching the egg and, of course, only one lucky sperm inseminates the egg.
  • Sperm can live in the vagina for up to 7 days.
  • Male sperm are lighter and, therefore, faster than female sperm because they carry 120 genes as opposed to over a 1,000 genes per female sperm. Albeit, male sperm are faster, female sperm have more endurance.
  • There are more male conceptions than female, but male zygotes are more susceptible to miscarriages due to their high levels of testosterone.
  • A fertile woman in her prime child-bearing years has a 25% chance of conception 2 days before ovulation, the greatest opportunity for pregnancy.
  • During pregnancy a woman will breathe 15-25% more oxygen and will produce 30-50% more blood for fetal circulation.
  • During pregnancy a woman's uterus grows 500 times larger than its normal size of 2.5 oz.
  • On average, couples under 30 have sex 112 times per year.
  • You burn 26 calories a minute by kissing.

    MISCELLANEOUS

  • Alcohol effects women twice as hard and fast because men have a higher water content, larger blood supply, and bigger liver. Men also possess a liver enzyme that women do not produce, which helps breaks down alcohol and detoxify the liver, making men's recovery time faster and less severe than women's hang-overs.
  • Both men and women lose 80 hairs a day.
  • All of the hair on your head twisted together can support up to 10 tons of weight.
  • Both men and women pass the same amount of gas...over 200,000 farts or 15,000 quarts of air in a lifetime.
  • Humans consume approximately 85,000 lbs. (the equivalent to a humpback whale) of food in their lifetime.
  • Humans spend 5 years of their lives eating.
  • Humans spend 26 years sleeping, in which 6 of those years are spent dreaming.
  • Humans spend 17 weeks of their lives laughing.
  • Humans spend 28 weeks of their lives using the bathroom.
  • Humans replace their skin every 3 weeks, creating 17 new bodies of skin every year.
  • Humans grow 113 inches of fingernail in their lives.
  • The human body contains 30lbs. 13oz. of carbon.
  • The human skeleton weighs 30lbs.
  • Humans regenerate 12.5 skeletons in their lifetime.
  • Every 4 months new red blood cells are created. In a lifetime, we produce enough fresh blood to fill 2,060 blood donor bags.

INTELLIGENCE

  • Although men's brains are bigger, women have more neurons densely packed within the brain, making men and women equally as smart.
  • The right side of the brain is more developed in men, making them better at visual and spatial skills (ex: directions), while the high functioning left side of women's brains make them better at both written and verbal language.
  • The left and right hemispheres of women's brains have a stonger connection than men's brains due to a thicker corpus collasum and more densely packed neurons. This makes women better at multi-tasking and expressing emotion, where men physiologically have a harder time applying words to their emotions due to this weak connection between the brain's hemispheres.

AGING

  • After 40, both men and women need 120 calories less per day.
  • The capacity of the lungs decrease by up to 40% after age 40.
  • Between 45-55 years old women go through menopause, where the body produces less estrogen and progesterone, causing osteoporosis, insomnia, hot flashes, increased LDL (bad cholesteral) production, weight gain, and urinary incontinence. Men also go through a similar change called andropause, where the body produces less testoterone and human growth hormone (HGH), causing many of the same symptoms as women, as well as balding and erectile dysfuntion.
  • After menopause, testosterone levels increase in women making them "speak their mind" more often as well as grow hair in strange places (ex: upper lip).

***These facts were derived from Discovery Channel's, "Science of the Sexes" and "Body in Numbers," in which I highly recommend watching. They're not only fascinating, but are fun trivia questions to use at the water cooler at work.***

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Flipping the Bird: The Decay of Western Society!

Kirk the Curmudgeon!

Barry the Blasphemaous!

Annie the A-hole!

Jimbo the Jack-Ass!
After years of using this infamous hand gesture as my signature pose in pictures, I suppose I deserve a taste of my own medicine. I still care deeply for the four of you sinners, even though I now consider this phallic symbol to be the decay of western society. You'll never catch me using this heinous expression ever again (wink-wink)!
Flipping the Bird: The Origin of Everyone's Favorite Middle Finger Gesture
by Glenn Church
There are many colorful names for the middle finger: the highway salute, concert C, the New York hello, or for both hands-the double barrel salute, double deuce or dirty double. Yet, all the phrases simply say, "F*** you."
A common internet rumor has the 1415 Battle of Agincourt between the French and English as the birth of flicking the bird. The English had the best archers in Europe at the time. For the archer to use the longbow, he needed his first two fingers. Apparently, the French threatened to cut the fingers off the English longbow men. In a contemptuous gesture, the English gave the finger to the French showing they still had their fingers.
What is indisputable is giving the finger did not begin here. Its origins go back far earlier.The Romans referred to the middle finger as digitus impudicus (dirty finger). The Emperor Caligula insulted people by making them kiss his middle finger instead of his hand. Another Emperor, Augustus Caesar, expelled an entertainer from his presence by an obscene wave of his middle finger.
More likely, flipping someone off goes back into prehistory.The middle finger, extended outward from the rest of the fingers, is an unmistakable phallic symbol. Some have even suggested that the middle finger's use as a sexual instrument, in place of the penis, is its true origin as a phallic symbol. Somewhere between primate and human, caveman and civilized man, the middle finger found a way to make a profound statement.
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Sunday, September 7, 2008

More Photos From Kirk's Visit!

While driving through the mountains to Estes Park, Kirk wanted to stop and check out the fly fisherman in the river. Ever since I saw "A River Runs Through It," I've wanted to try fly fishing...with Brad Pitt, Robert Redford, and Craig Sheffer as my instructors. Hubba Hubba!


I realize it's a where's Waldo situation, but if you look closely you'll see the fly fisherman.


A rest stop in the mountains. This may have been worse than using "Turkish toilets" in Italy, which are engineered with two foot grooves and a hole in the ground. A word to the wise if ever using a "Turkish toilet" -- do NOT wear overalls!


Kirk and I stopped at an Indian shop nestled in the mountains on our way to The Stanley Hotel. Although a little corny, they had beautiful Native American jewelry made mostly of their "mother rock," also known as turquiose. They used a variety of coral, sugilite, charoite, and gaspeite as well.
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Redrum: A Night at The Stanley Hotel!

One of America's most haunted dwellings, The Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, Colorado.
Grady's Daughters: "Come and play with us Danny...forever and ever."

Kirk and me at the back entrance of The Stanley, also known as "The Overlook" in Stephen King's "The Shining."
Jack Torrence: "You WERE the caretaker here, Mr. Grady."
Delbert Grady: "No sir, YOU are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I ought to know: I've ALWAYS been here."

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Haunted History of The Stanley Hotel
Stephen King stayed at The Stanley Hotel in 1973, after the release of his novels "Carrie" and "Salem's Lot." After his stay at The Stanley, King had an idea for his third novel. During his visit, King drank heavily with the hotel's bartender, Delbert Grady. King was so intoxicated when heading back to his room, he got lost and found himself on the hotel's 4th floor. While stumbling down a long corridor, King saw two children playing with a red ball who soon disappeared into the dark abyss. Later King found out that in the early 1900's the 4th floor was reserved for wealthy children and their nannies. King spent the next few months in room 217 writing about isolation, telepathy, and spirits. He entitled it, "The Shining."
In 1980, when "The Shining" was made into a movie, Stanley Kubrick wasn't able to film at The Stanley because the town was too close to the hotel and adequate power didn't exist at the time. Kubrick used exterior shots of Timberline Lodge in Mt. Hood, Oregon. Sets of the hotel's interior were then built in England, where Kubrick also found the hedge maze.
In 1996, Stephen King remade "The Shining" into a 6 hour mini-series, which more closely followed the book. King also made sure the series was filmed exclusively at his beloved Stanley Hotel.
The Stanley Hotel has also been featured on the Sci-Fi Channel's "Ghost Hunters," where they captured footage of various paranormal activity, such as, electric voice phenomenons (EVP), orbs, and moving objects. Most of this occured in room 401, just three doors down from the room Kirk and I stayed in. Yikes!
While filming "Dumb and Dumber" Jim Carey stayed in room 217, the most requested suite in the hotel thanks to Stephen King. After only 3 hours, Carey ran down to the front desk and demanded to be moved to the Holiday Inn. The front desk clerk asked if Carey would like another room, but he insisted that he leave the hotel immediately. To this day, Jim Carey has never publically revealved what he experienced in room 217.
REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM!