My Trip Home: Halloween Party!

My first night back to the Twin Cities was as bloodcurdling as I could have ever hoped for. Christie Daluge was a hair-raising host in her haunted home in Crystal, MN. I'd like to share some pictures of the Halloween Party - that is, of course, if you can handle such hideous ghouls.

Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn, and caldron bubble!


John's inferno!


Molly and the red dragon!


Christie, the host of the party, dressed as a Packer's fanatic. Mitch is a cop by day and, evidently, a scarecrow by night.


What else could Brian be but a chick magnet?!?!


A close-up of Peter Pumpkin Eater's face. I'm not sure if this photo does Matt's costume justice, as there were pumpkin innards and seeds plastered to his face.


There was an actual fan in Jared's arse keeping his costume inflated.


Molly and John (a.k.a. MoJo) dressed up as characters from "Police Academy."


Some guy I don't know dressed up as a punk rocker or, quite possibly, a goth clown!?!?


Damn cheese-head!


A cute couple dressed as Wiley Wabbit and the Joker.

Kirk went as "Kirk 2007." That's right, last Halloween Kirk took a tumble, making his face look like raw hamburger. We tried our best, with temporary tattoos, to duplicate the experience for you. Honestly, it looks almost identical to last year's drunken face plant.

Johnny showing off his stellar crotch!

An outstanding interpretation of "Peter-Peter Pumkin Eater!" Kristine and Matt won first prize for their innovative couple's costume.

The party came equipped with its very own sexy French maid, Amy. Granted, cleavage bearing French maids should undoubtedly be called, Evette!

Mitch and Erin eating some of "Evette's" delectable hors d'oeuvres!